There is nothing quite as lucrative to the Republicans, to the Mormons, and to the Catholics, as gay-bashing. They should thank the Gays because of all the money they collect telling people that "The Gays Are Coming."
The Republicans and the Morons plan a major national TV advertising campaign against gay marriage. They plan to have actors on-screen who will claim to be "real" people, then tell some hysterical story about how they are "afraid" of gay marriage. But the problem is that some of the auditions got out to the public, and it's one of the funniest videos on-line. See below.