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Thursday, December 31, 2009

What Happens When You Mix Viagra And Oxycontin, Other Than Deafness and Insanity?

The deaf, deranged drug-addict from the radio was allegedly "rushed" (get it -- "rushed") to the hospital in Hawaii yesterday, while on vacation. The official story is that he was suffering from chest pains. I remember one time he got nailed while coming back from "vacation" with a whole bunch of viagra in his suitcase. This is the oxycontin addict who used his housecleaner as a mule, and consumed such large quantities of the drug that it made him go deaf. Of course he has millions of right-wing fascist fans who think he's just swell.

What if it wasn't chest pains? That's one of those cover stories for men. 50s, white male, chest pain, everybody says nice things like gee what a shame. But what if it wasn't chest pains? What if it was a drug overdose? Would they announce that or cover it up? What if he got one of those four-hour erections from Viagra, and had to be taken to the hospital to restore the little prick to its original condition. Or what if he got his dick stuck in a long-neck beer bottle. Do you think the hospital would announce that? I've known doctors who work in emergency rooms, and you wouldn't believe the stories they tell. A dick stuck in a long-neck beer bottle would be just a typical Saturday night for them.

I've been waiting all day to hear that he died. This has been such a crappy year for me personally, what with one thing after the other (not only did I break some bones this summer, but I'm also now having computer problems), I'd like to see something good come out of the year. It wouldn't matter anyway. He's a useless, despicable, ugly, hateful, cowardly, paranoid insane drug addict whose sole purpose in life is to spread racism, sexism, war, hatred and insanity across the land. Good riddance to bad rubbish is all I could say. But beyond that, if old Rush croaked, there's hundreds of young pretty-boys lined up behind him ready to step up to support the Nazi propaganda network in this country. Bottom line: who gives a shit about this miserable useless piece of waste byproduct?

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